A Story You Should Really Read Because Sydney Comes Up With The Funniest Things In The World

Brie: No...Jamnagger...we discussed it earlier...she had the *penguin* nerve to like it!
Sydney: Well, at least she saw it! 

Brie: But I still wanna punch her in her *beaver dam* nose!!!
Sydney: Why the nose? I think her jaw would be more effective  

Brie: I'd be all like yeah honey I just went there! What are you going to do about it?! Mhhmmm I though so..

Sydney: And when she starts yelling and all, you could be all like: 

Sydney: OOOH! THEN YOU COULD BE LIKE, She was looking for a fight, so I helped her out! 

Brie: Hahahaahah stop it I'm dying!!!!!!!!

Sydney: THEN YOU GUYS WOULD SETTLE IT WITH A THUMB WAR: 

 Sydney: THEN! WHEN YOU BREAK HER THUMBS, AND SHE'S BEING PUT IN THE AMBULANCE YOU'LL JUST STAND THERE LIKE 'THAT'S WHY DO DON'T MESS WITH ME KIDS!'

Sydney: THEN YOU'LL BE TELLING EVERYONE WHAT HAPPENED:

Sydney: THEN YOU'LL SEE HER AGAIN AND BE LIKE, DID I DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE TO HER FACE?! 

Sydney: THEN YOU'D BE LIKE OH WAIT, IT'S ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THAT!

Sydney: THEN EVERY TIME YOU'RE FANS SEE YOU, YOU'LL BE LIKE:

Sydney: THEN WE'LL LAUGH ABOUT IT TOGETHER:

Sydney: THEN SHELVES WILL COME OVER AND WE'LL PRETEND TO BE SCARED:

Sydney: THEN WE'LL BE ALL LIKE JUST KIDDING:

Sydney: THEN THE NEXT DAY, WE'LL BE LIKE, WAS SHE REALLY GOING TO TRY AND DO SOMETHING TO US: 

Sydney: THEN WE'LL TRY TO MOCK HER 'ANGRY' FACE BUT WE'RE TO TOUGH LOOKING TO DO IT PERFECTLY:

Sydney: THEN, THEY'LL MAKE A MOVIE OUT OF IT, AND WE'LL GO TO THE PREMIER AND WATCH IT:

Sydney: THEN WE'LL CONGRATULATE EACH OTHER FOR BEING SO AWESOME: 

Sydney: THEN WE'LL GO BACK TO OUR NORMAL LIVES AND IT'LL BE LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED:

Sydney: BUT EVERY YEAR AROUND THE TIME EVERYTHING HAPPENED, WE'LL GO DO A GRASS SLIDE

Brie: HAHAHAHAHA

Sydney: THE END! And THAT is how you tell a story through Ryan Dungey's many, many facial expressions. 

Brie: BAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Sydney: